6 weeks! 6 Weeks, people!!!
Get it Together, Kat
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Dear Matel,
The game Kerplunk that you manufacture it the stupidest game ever. It take 15 minutes to get all those little sticks to hold up the marbles and about 2.5 seconds for my kids to get them all to fall. Then guess who gets to reassemble the sticks because they can't get them to line up right? You guessed it! Me! Stupidest. Game. Ever!
*grumble*, Kat
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Dear Guy at the Food Court,
I know you were sitting at the table next to us, but that does not give you permission to eves- drop on my daughter and my conversation. We were not talking about THAT. I was telling her what to do to cool off her very hot, just out of the fryer, french fry. I wasn't sure you were listening until I said that word again and I saw that little smile come across your face just like a 14 year old boy. Perv.
Eww, Kat
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Dear Neutrogena,
Your Deep Clean "invigorating" Foaming Scrub does not have the correct labeling. What you describe as a "cooling" effect is more like putting IcyHot on your face. "Tingling" is not the right word. More like "Oh my God I think my face is on fire". You are lucky my moisturizer seemed to put out the fire.
A Concerned Customer, Kat
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Dear LaLa,
Thanks for not embarrassing me in public. When you fell I was sure you were gonna say something incriminating, but you called your derriere your "bottom". Thanks for that!
Much Relieved, Mom
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Dear Everyone,
I am making this a weekly feature. If you would like to participate, leave a link in the comments. Now I just need to find someone to make me a button....
Happy Letter Writing, Kat
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