Still no toilet. Come on people! Get your act together.
Regards, Kat
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Dear POW Sam Kitty,
I know your bid for freedom has been foiled numerous times. However, you must realize I have quite a lot of money tied up in you now. That plane ticket to England wasn't cheap. Plus I like having you around. Oh and that spider monkey leap you tried from the floor to the counter top in the laundry room this morning was hilarious; especially since you missed and fell. I am a sucker for people/animals falling.
Love, Kat
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Dear KiKi,
This angsty teenager thing you are pulling at the ripe age of almost three is getting old. Just because you do not get your way does not mean I am "mean". You can sulk and whine all you like, but you are not going to get your way.
Love, Mom
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Dear Guy I Saw at the Market,
Short shorts are not meant for men. I could almost see the twins for heavens sake. I know it is "hot" here in England for this time of the year, but could we at least make sensible fashion decisions?
Thanks a bunch, Kat
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Dear Elizabeast,
1. The garbage is in the bin for a reason. The reason is not for you to eat it.
2. The Dog Whisperer means no harm.
3. Quit barking at the neighbors. They are gonna start to think you are antisocial.
4. Awwww aren't you a good girl. Who's the pretty girl!!!
Love, Your Human Mama
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