Sunday, December 12, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Dear So and So...Ooooo You're my Best Friend
Hey! It's time for Dear So and So....you ready???
Dear Those in Car Parks,
Yes, I have had many gripes about parking areas in the years past. However, I must point out that if parking is in really close quarters you shouldn't open your door as fast as possible. My poor Jeep does not appreciate the paint transfer.
Just Pointing Out Common Courtesy, Kat
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Dear Beast,
You kinda smell like Fritos. Maybe it is time for a bath?
Your Human Mama, Kat
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Dear Sam Kitty,
Yes, it really is that cold outside. Yes, that is ice. Sorry for the inconvenience, Your Highness.
Love, That Woman Who Feeds You, Kat
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Dear LaLa,
As much as I am tickled pink that you are enamoured with math, really, I am, 10pm is not the time to be sneaking in in extra math exercises. You are more than welcome to do math problems when you get home, before school....well, basically anytime other than when you are supposed to be sleeping. Falling asleep in class is counter productive, trust me on this.
Love, Mom
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Dear Electric Company,
I swear all these lights that are on are not my fault. They are also not the fault of the shorter winter days. They are the fault of my 4 year old daughter who insists upon turning on the lights in every single room she enters. Bill her.
Fed Up, Kat
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Dear Readers,
Please don't forget to link up your letters!!!
Love, Kat
Dear Those in Car Parks,
Yes, I have had many gripes about parking areas in the years past. However, I must point out that if parking is in really close quarters you shouldn't open your door as fast as possible. My poor Jeep does not appreciate the paint transfer.
Just Pointing Out Common Courtesy, Kat
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Dear Beast,
You kinda smell like Fritos. Maybe it is time for a bath?
Your Human Mama, Kat
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Dear Sam Kitty,
Yes, it really is that cold outside. Yes, that is ice. Sorry for the inconvenience, Your Highness.
Love, That Woman Who Feeds You, Kat
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Dear LaLa,
As much as I am tickled pink that you are enamoured with math, really, I am, 10pm is not the time to be sneaking in in extra math exercises. You are more than welcome to do math problems when you get home, before school....well, basically anytime other than when you are supposed to be sleeping. Falling asleep in class is counter productive, trust me on this.
Love, Mom
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Dear Electric Company,
I swear all these lights that are on are not my fault. They are also not the fault of the shorter winter days. They are the fault of my 4 year old daughter who insists upon turning on the lights in every single room she enters. Bill her.
Fed Up, Kat
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Dear Readers,
Please don't forget to link up your letters!!!
Love, Kat
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
The Gallery- White
The temperatures here in England have gone subzero and I have never actually seen a frost this thick before. The weather forecast called for a "hard frost" here in Suffolk. Now, I know that means that it is going to get really foggy and then the fog is going to freeze to everything around it.
Monday, December 6, 2010
1,2,3, Not It!
So as I was laying in bed the other day this came into my brain. England sent Prince William, David Cameron, and David Beckham to Zurich, Switzerland to press the English bid for the World Cup in 2018. This got me to thinking, how do you think they decided who got to bring up what points to the Fifa panel who decided where the World Cup is to be held. I like to think they played 1,2,3, Not It! This is how the conversation happened in my head.
David Cameron: So who wants to bring up the BBC Panorama Fifa corruption charges? 1,2,3, Not It!
Price William: Not It!
David Beckham: Not It! Damn.
DB: Who wants to talk about the fact that we have some of the worlds finest football pitches already? 1,2,3, Not It!
DC: Not It!
PW: Not It! Damn.
PW: Who wants to expound on the fact that we will already have the infrastructure to support the hoards of crowds since we already are going to be hosting the Olympics in London in 2012? 1,2,3, Not It!
DB: Not It!
DC: Not It! Damn!
DB: Who is buying dinner tonight? 1,2,3, Not It!
DC: Not It!
PW: Not It! Damn.
DC: Oh come on Wills, it isn't like you can't afford it!
By the way, Russia will be hosting the World Cup in 2018. I guess their strategy didn't work.
David Cameron: So who wants to bring up the BBC Panorama Fifa corruption charges? 1,2,3, Not It!
Price William: Not It!
David Beckham: Not It! Damn.
DB: Who wants to talk about the fact that we have some of the worlds finest football pitches already? 1,2,3, Not It!
DC: Not It!
PW: Not It! Damn.
PW: Who wants to expound on the fact that we will already have the infrastructure to support the hoards of crowds since we already are going to be hosting the Olympics in London in 2012? 1,2,3, Not It!
DB: Not It!
DC: Not It! Damn!
DB: Who is buying dinner tonight? 1,2,3, Not It!
DC: Not It!
PW: Not It! Damn.
DC: Oh come on Wills, it isn't like you can't afford it!
By the way, Russia will be hosting the World Cup in 2018. I guess their strategy didn't work.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Dear So and So...Yeah I Almost Forgot
Time to hop on the Dear So and So...train. All aboard!!
Dear LaLa,
I swear you can go to your friend's house on Monday. Enough with the waterworks.
Love, Mom
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Dear Ely Toy Shop,
Thank you for actually having what I needed in stock after I saw it a month ago. I might not have gotten exactly the roller skates that I wanted, but they will work and LaLa will have a VERY Merry Christmas because of them.
A Very Happy Customer, Kat
PS- I love you very good and personalized service. It is so rare these days.
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Dear Body,
I know it is cold outside and you are getting a bit run down by our hectic schedule, but right now is not the time to get sick. I can't be sick. I refuse to be sick, so you will just have to wait to collapse AFTER the New Year. K Thnx.
I Don't Have Time For This, Kat
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Dear The Man,
I miss you. Dammit.
Love, Kat
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Dear Christmas Tree,
I am going to attempt to get you out of the loft in about 15 min. Please do not do the following: break, crash down, maim me, kill me, disfigure me, crush the dog, crush the cat. Thanks for your compliance.
Not Very Coordinated and Working Alone, Kat
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Dear Readers,
If you have DSS letters please link up!!
Love, Kat
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Dear LaLa,
I swear you can go to your friend's house on Monday. Enough with the waterworks.
Love, Mom
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Dear Ely Toy Shop,
Thank you for actually having what I needed in stock after I saw it a month ago. I might not have gotten exactly the roller skates that I wanted, but they will work and LaLa will have a VERY Merry Christmas because of them.
A Very Happy Customer, Kat
PS- I love you very good and personalized service. It is so rare these days.
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Dear Body,
I know it is cold outside and you are getting a bit run down by our hectic schedule, but right now is not the time to get sick. I can't be sick. I refuse to be sick, so you will just have to wait to collapse AFTER the New Year. K Thnx.
I Don't Have Time For This, Kat
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Dear The Man,
I miss you. Dammit.
Love, Kat
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Dear Christmas Tree,
I am going to attempt to get you out of the loft in about 15 min. Please do not do the following: break, crash down, maim me, kill me, disfigure me, crush the dog, crush the cat. Thanks for your compliance.
Not Very Coordinated and Working Alone, Kat
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Dear Readers,
If you have DSS letters please link up!!
Love, Kat
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
The Gallery- Celebrations
Every year I struggle to get good pictures of my girls to send in my Christmas cards. It isn't because I can't find the perfect outfits or find the perfect location, it is because I have kids who can almost never take a serious picture. So last year this is what happened.
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