Dear So and So...It's A Mixed Bag Really

Oh Friday, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways*. Yep, it's that time again, minions errm I mean readers. It is time to let your inner nasty (sometimes nice) anonymous writer out of it's neat little box and let it have free reign to say exactly what it likes. No apologies necessary, well unless you want to and they are in letter form. Let's get started.

Dear Wind,

Can you cut it out so I can sleep tonight? You really didn't help my cause last night. Your ghostly howls were not amusing at all. I was not impress with you lifting the bin off the back porch and placing it in the middle of the garden. I was not impressed with you banging the gate of my fence. All. Night. Long. I would really appreciate it if you would just stop.

Exhausted, Kat
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Dear WeightWatchers,

*high five* *fist bump* *hip bump* *secret handshake* 6.5 lbs off at weigh in! Wooooooohooooooooooooo!!!

Love, Kat
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Dear Cheetos,

How dare you tempt me with your cheesy, corn based goodness!?! I shall overcome you with the might of...oh wait...I don't have to! I can just eat a few of you and be done with my craving! Maybe...in theory... let's just say thank goodness for cheat points.

*Strokes Bag of Cheetos*, Kat
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Dear Everyone Who Has Wondered Where The Hell I Have Been Online All Week,

Book binge. My bad.

Ran Out of Books, Kat
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Dear Readers,

You know what to do! If you have letters please link up!!

Love, Kat