Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dear So and So...Hope Your Weekend is Reasonable

It's Friday! Dear So and So time or as I like to think of it, time to say exactly all the thing that I have wanted to say all week. It really is cathartic.

Dear Radio 2 Presenter Simon Mayo,

You made me laugh so hard last night. For once I have the perfect example of the British understatement. While I was driving home you said "I hope you had a reasonable Thursday" and I seriously laughed so hard it made my belly hurt. It wasn't "had a great Thursday" or "a wonderful Thursday" but "reasonable". We wouldn't want to have too much fun now would we? A reasonable day is all we need. Any more than reasonable would be overkill.

Thanks for making my evening, Kat
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Dear Weight Watchers,

Yeah a I caved and joined your weight loss program. You better keep up your end of the bargain because I am gonna keep up mine.

Hopefully, Kat
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Dear Darling Husband of Mine,

Changing the words of Justin Beiber's song "Baby" to "gravy" actually does make the song a bit more tolerable. *sings* Gravy, gravy, gravy, oooooo! Gravy, gravy, gravy, ooooooo!

Thanks for that, Kat
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Dear Primetime TV,

Could we please start playing the good stuff promptly at 8pm? I have been having one too many late nights lately and I am too darn stubborn to record the shows I like. From now on I would like all the good shows to be over by 10pm. K thanks.

Zzzzzzz, Kat
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Dear Willpower,

Good job these past 2 days. I am impressed.

Love, Kat
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Dear Sam Kitty,

Quit laughing! It really wasn't THAT funny when you tried to run inside the house with a dead mouse in your mouth. In fact, if you don't quit doing that crap I am going to have to restrict you to the house. How do you like THAT bag of apples, eh?

Love That Human That Gives You Proper Kitty Food, Kat
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Dear Readers,

You know the drill. If you have letters of your own, please link up!

Love You Guys Forever and Ever!, Kat

PS- Have a reasonable weekend.
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