Tuesday Random Thoughts: My way to release the crazy stored up in my head from the past week. Enjoy, the go see Keely, grab the button and release your own crazy upon the intenetz.
My landlord's agent came by on Wed to look that the broke toilet (it still isn't fixed) and while she was here LaLa just had to show the lady her bedroom. As we were going down the hall I swore I smelled dog poop. Let's get this straight people, my dog has pooped in my house ONCE and it was my fault for not letting her out the night before. I was completely befuddled. I played it cool and pretended that the smell did not exist and when the lady left I went running around the back of my house looking for poop. I couldn't find any poop. Then I went in the bathroom and saw tell tale skid marks in the toilet. "LaLa did you poop a minute ago?" "Yeah!!!" God, I hope that woman didn't smell my child's stankness.
And so it begins...my daughter says the last letter of the alphabet is zed.
Ok, so usually I change KiKi's diaper right after her nap, but I fell asleep with her too yesterday and usually she wakes me up if I do this, but she didn't. So, when I got up and went into the living room to chill out with The Man, I didn't even think about her diaper cause she usually tells me about it (I know I should be working on potty training, but I don't really know if she is ready). So, then she comes into the living room in nothing but her diaper (it is hot in our house and we have no AC) spreads her legs slightly and starts shaking her butt back and forth with her pee heavy diaper swinging back and forth like a pendulum and declares "I got pee!" The Man looks and me and we both start laughing and this makes her do it even more. By the time The Man had her diaper changed we were laughing so hard that we had tears streaming down our faces.
Everytime I hear Susan Boyle (from Britain's Got Talent) sing it makes me cry. She has the voice of an angel.
My kids are a completely crap sleep schedule now that it is half term break. Past 10pm and not in bed. Yes, mom fail.
Ahhh, speaking of half term break...a week of not having to wake up at 7:30 AM. Just kidding, KiKi will still be in my room wide awake and bushy tailed promptly at 6:30 AM demanding juice and me to turn the TV on to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I hate that show, but Mickey sure does make a good babysitter early in the morning.
North Korea is acting up again. Awesome. Nothing says "screw America" like doing a nuclear test and launching long range missiles on Memorial Day.
And with that, I'm done.
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